I accidentally had phone sex last night
what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
I'm pretty sure we've had sex a bunch more times than we've hugged. So hugs are weird when they happen.
i was told that i was found face down in a plate of ketchup at the dinner table
what's an appropriate "I'm fucking your grandson but I'm trying to hide it" outfit?
they're doing drop shots of Jager into red wine. i don't want to be on that level
I dont care how drunk you were. Making a bet with MY husband at MY wedding that you could seal the deal before he could is ALWAYS inappropriate!
Dude, you need to man up. You passed out before a PRESEASON game. It's a long season.
Whiskey and an unstable home life is apparently the fountain that 20-something boys like to drink from.
He just walked up to me in the kitchen, pulled out his penis and stuck it in my sweatpants pocket.
It was probably cold. Sweatpants pockets are notoriously warm.
So apparently after I spilled candle wax down the front of my pants, I went to the store, bought condoms, and passed them out to everyone at the bar.
I thought they were lying to me about the condoms, until I found the receipt in my pocket.
My friends son got stung by a jellyfish over the weekend and we seriously stood there debating on whether or not we should pee on this toddler.
I'm ordering dildos in a santa hat. You?
The best thing about this time of year is that all I have to do is add a random mardi gras decoration to my cart full of alcohol and boom, no more judging
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