So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
Job is the problem. Drinking, the solution.
There's a hobo dancing by himself. Is anyone going to ask how he got in the house?
The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
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As soon as he told me I had a 'pretty laugh' I knew I'd be putting out more than I had originally planned.
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
While you were in the ER we decided to tailgate in the parking lot until security told us that's not allowed.
How do you not remember seeing the kid from our chem lab table and repeatedly yelling "lab partners for life!" at him?
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I have a big to do list for you. Number 1 - me. Number 2 - drink wine 3. Talk my ears off. 4. Me again
We celebrated International Women's Day by spending $700 and taking our tops off at the strip club
The boys offered to pay but we went halfs because we're feminists
He asked if I had feelings for him while I was lying naked on the floor vomiting into a trashcan as he held my hair and fed me Pringles.
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
I don't have any plans for New Year's except watching anime and drinking until I can't read the subtitles anymore.
Do you find Darth Vader masks attractive?
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