How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
She said I could do whatever I wanted to her. I pumped for 20 seconds, apologized, rolled over and passed out. I sit directly across from her at work. Awkward?
Is showing up wearing the condom a bit presumptus
i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
Her vagina should come with caution tape.
Woke up wearing just a scarf, the holidays are definetly here
Shes in the fridge organizing my beer collection. I love having a girlfriend with OCD
My mom is holding a picture of me, crying, and saying "where did I go wrong" over and over again.
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
i forgot to brush my teeth before I went over so i went to the bathroom and started eating his toothpaste. we're still in the early stages of fuckdom
My friend wants your phone number so you can teach her how to take a beer bong. She saw you doing them last night and got jealous.
Just tell her to open her throat. I don't want to talk to anyone who is jealous of someone who woke up this morning with a cat in their shirt as a result of that glorious beer bonging skill.
I feel like I should remember what we did after leaving the party because apparently a llama was involved, but all I can manage is the part where I asked you to cuff my ankle to the bed so I wouldn't backflip away.
A to Z: fucking your way through the alphabet
It'll be a kids book
alright well you definitely hurt his feelings though you told him he looked like he was going to an Amish community prayer meeting..
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