Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
There are two people having sex in one of the showers right now trying to silence their orgasm sounds and failing. Thank you coed bathrooms.
Just downloaded the entire Justin Bieber album sober.. I think you know how I'm doing.
Chelsea handler, $19 million - Forbes women top 100. Seriously she shaped her career around her love of vodka. HERO.
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
5am is far to early to be on jagerbomb number 6 right now
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
Well you finally jumped into that tree you've always wanted into and some girl gave you an 8.5. You were very happy.
My friend asked me if I got home okay and I replied "Glad teat. Goodnight." Usually I can translate drunk me, but I'm even lost on that one.
I want to tell you your future: you're going to be having sex
I FEEL LIKE HILARY MUST FEEL WHEN TRUMP MANSPLAINS AT HER
i accidentally gave my stepdad ketamine so id say it was a fun weekend.
They left a cherry picker with the keys in it on a college campus, what else were we supposed to do?
Like wanna sit on your face while you speak German hot
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