bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
i'm having a wet tshirt contest with myself and yet i'm still losing
There is a mermaid on oprah and she looks nothin like ariel
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
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there's a strong possibility i came on your eyeliner last night bathroom sex was unplanned and rather messy sorry
I ripped my favorite jeans crossing that fence
That sucks
It's an upgrade! I didn;t even have to unzip my pants to pee!
I really hope you didn't eat the bowl of melted vanilla ice cream I left on the coffee table. Because it is not melted vanilla ice cream.
I wish I could have a tequila IV with me all the time. Intravenous tequila intoxication.
Sabotage it. Cum quick. Make it awkward so you don't hurt her feelings. Who says nice guys finish last?
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To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
i woke up in just my thong, face first on my bed with all the lights on. how hungover do you think i felt?
Today will be the day I throw up in my backpack in the middle of class
I know we agreed to cock block each other from now on buttt I WANT this one. I have felt his penis, it is godly, and I am going to have it inside of me, so shut the fuck up and leave.
tell me about the eggs
Clearly the Stanley Cup Finals good luck hand job IS necessary. You let the whole team down.
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