i just want his dick, seriously i'm about to take trifiling lessons. we'll call my alter-ego blair and she will screw his brains out, girlfriend or not.
And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
I just had a flashback to last nights party, I'm pretty sure I told most of the people there that I post a masturbation schedule for an iCal download.
I'm not going to need your "it doesn't mean you're a slut" pep talk after all.
i chased bacardi with meat sauce last night
Land Before Time marathon. we drink every time littlefoot almost eats a treestar.
So I'm seriously not complaining - but I just fell ass backwards into a Tuesday night threesome. Sober
I think a van full of parolees just blew me kisses. Thoughts?
Do you remember trying to make pizzas with the domino workers last night...while trying to speak their language with them.. spanish?
The cop left me alone after I gave her my spare snow cone. It was a hot and humid day and that uniform looked stuffy. Yay stoner me for overindulging in icy treats.
You ran through a field yelling "I'm frolicking! I'm frolicking!" Then fell on your face. How is your nose today, doll?
Dude I used amphetamines responsibly today though. I snorted one in the am for work and then chewed one in the pm for other work. I'm an adult.
I don’t know if I’m nauseous or just disgusted with myself.
I ate her out and told her she tasted like pumpkin pie. She screamed that she hated pumpkins and started to cry
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