He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
I just found a beer bottle in my xmas tree while disassembling it. God, I'm going to miss the holidays.
I don't remember her name, all I remember is trying to suck the wedding ring off her finger.
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I seriously just washed my dick in a public restroom. That's how dirty last night got
you kept telling her you'd make a great step-dad while cuddling her and rubbing her back...
I think as far as last words to bitter ex girlfriends go, "enjoy that staph infection youre about to get in your uterus" is right up there with the best
I feel like I should be doing a victory lap around my house to the rocky music, or zapping and smiting people with my mystic wizard powers
He told her Jesus wouldnt yell curse or degrade her. He'd just simply shake his head and slap the shit out of her
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The George Foreman grill is melted. I don't know what other problems could arise.
Ok fine, yes she's pregnant. But you're ignoring the most important part. HER BOOBS GOT BIGGER. That doesn't happen every day, and I owe it to myself to enjoy those boobs before the belly catches up to them!
I drank so much that my feet don't feel like my feet
I'm still not 100% sure who I'm sleeping with
I've got 3 hot dudes surrounding me. It's the Bermudick Triangle.
I promised to leave my panties on but I didn't promise to not have sex
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