I keep trying to leave, but for some reason I'm staying
i may or may not be watching the land before time
I wish there was a non-hangover washing machine that I could stick myself in right now
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
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its like she was born with a silver dick in her mouth
No I am not eating basil off your cock
He's got serious oatmeal ass...take a moment and admire how google voice to text was able to detect oatmeal ass....twice
I found his backpack for the weekend. All it had was ping pong balls, mardi gras beads, and Tums.
I just want to steal his innocence through his penis. I really do.
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my pupils became my eyes and i slept with a cloth in my mouth again
I think we need to stage a munchie intervention for Ben. I just watched him use a tortilla as a potholder to dump water out of his ramen.
It would be awesome if I knew whose teeth these were in my pocket
I have a horrible feeling I left my dildo in the kitchen today after washing it. This is my life.
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
It’s awful. They need to open the bars. I’m now trolling grocery stores looking for dick
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