About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
You showed the cops outside of the bar your boobs and then decided to go apologize to them. They admitted that the reason they hung out there was because of girls like you.
I love drunk self when he leaves a prepacked bong for the morning... in the bathroom.
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I just kept pointing at random people and telling the bartender to put it on their tab.
I am trapped in a bar with french tattooed drug dealers who also blow glass art. Just in case this is bad, know what happened.
Fucking finally I'm about to die from sobriety over here
I woke up in her bed, she woke up in mine. Apparently there was a miscommunication after the 8th jager bomb.
He barged in the room with no shirt on, all fucking ripped with a half keg under one arm. Sara now calls him Bronan the Beerbarian
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GDI YOU HAVE THE GOD OF FUCKING THUNDER'S NUDES AND YOU DIDN'T SHARE
A unicorn in pinstripe pants just got on the J at Dolores stop. It can only be a good night
if i seriously got my dick up last night, then im taking him to disney world cause thats just fuckin impressive
Last night you were prentending to be a broom stick...you were laying on the floor and humming the Harry potter song.
I walked in to you guys using a milk jug as a gravity bong
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there is another microwave in the elevator.
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