Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
video games are the ultimate cock blocker
Mother fucker. I'm a 30J now. I'm fucking speechless
There was a canoe full of alcohol. It was literally a boat load of fun
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He was visibly upset that you'd rather eat nachos than have sex with him.
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
I will cut you
Oddly enough thats the second time today someones said that to me
Put that in perspective
No just sleep deprived. James woke me up at 7 and forced me to eat a hot pocket with him cause he " didn't want me to die".
I just got my hands on some dry ice. How do you feel about coming home to a mystical wizard toilet?
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if i ever get hit by a car or something and become paralyzed promise me youll still be here to hand feed me shots and light my bowls please
Lets think Pancakes and sausages into existence
I don't trust my subconscious. It sleeps with my exboyfriend sometimes.
I don't know where I'm at. But I'm pretty sure what I'm looking at is a small bear.
He gave me a back massage while we were fucking.
Did you get that?
WHILE WE WERE FUCKING.
I have to charm this cab driver. Hold on.
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