Yup u can hook up with me now and not goto jail
Woke up with puke in my bed and my pockets full of Tootsie Rolls.
Jealous.
i dont understand why you dont get why i love him. i opened the bathroom door and he had his penis in his right hand and a mcdouble in his left.
i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
bleeding from the face, sitting in a shopping cart and holding a wad of ripped caution tape. what else would i be doing?
She stopped mid hookup to ask me if we'd be done before Taco Bell closed.
If you two are having sex, stop. I have something really important to ask you about psychics.
These welts and bruises from letting gay boys whip my thighs last night are a clear indication i should lay off the tequila.
That freshman guy that keeps trying to hook up with me just saved someone's life ... Should I reconsider?
Hello. You don't know me, but word on the street is that we are now eskimo sisters. I feel like we should go out for coffee and compare experiences.
You know you're in the hamptons when it's 10pm And you kind of want to vomit white wine on rug that costs more than your apartment.
Just so u know, "come here buckey" has no effect on ur cat, but "hey fucker you wanna get high or what?" will cause him to run from the other room knocking shit over. We smoked outta the gravity bong, then he went and ate.
I'm assuming you were here at some stage because I woke up alone, clean and in a towel with mum asking my why my shoes, dress and jewellery were in the bottom of the shower.
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