This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
maybe tonight we can turn coloring into a drinking game
sitting in an airport in detroit. just saw a commercial for detroit tourism with kid rock as a spokesman. reason # 1458 to never visit this city.
Today I learned you can't titshake with a corset on.
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Just ran four miles to popeye's. And back. Dedication.
I sleep with the gay men, they no longer have questions about their sexuality. No strings attached at it's finest and i get new shopping buddies out if it. It really is a win win situation.
You are my idol.
I'm hiding her cosmo magazine. the only sex tip she needs is to not handcuff her boyfriend to her roommates bed and lose the key
We have a pile of chopped wood here that suggests we may have chopped down a tree of some sort.
Great news! In less than 2 hours, I'm ripping your underwear off with my teeth!
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I just can't even fathom the crazy and I work at a mental hospital.
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
Okay who let me pass out in a recliner cuddling a pitbull and a cardboard cutout of Orlando Bloom
You're the only person not starstruck by him
Yes. That tends to happen after you regularly lick someone's balls.
when i woke up w mysterious sticky crap in my hair, i assumed i had another blackout hookup. nope. turns out i made PBJ and proceeded to pass out in it. i ate the evidence when i woke up.
Drinking at 10 in the morning and swimming might not be the best idea I've ever had but it beats working
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