i was so high last night that i actually googled "how to get un high"
if you ask that question again our friendship is over
and she's shaped like a lego person so that's not happening
i just did my hair and make up to walk our dogs.. I hate being the single roommate
What the fuck. The girl next to me just looked at her phone, put her stuff away, and popped a birth control and ran out of class. Lucky fucking guy.
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What the hell did I do to get youtube to recommend a video for me called "how to increase your chances of getting pregnant"?
in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
So last week was the 4th time a girl cried after sex. I'm seriously doing something wrong
I believe I won the Golden Vodka Bottle of sadness last night for crying while being party boyed.
Is adulthood just morning sex and then walking through the grocery store 20 min later looking for something to take to work for lunch?
...and then running into your dad at said grocery store...
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Vom Wallet is no more. We now boldly enter a responsible, adult era where we will not throw up liquor onto ourselves.
Making cookies for neighbors. Spill beer all over dough. Bake anyways. From good neighbors back to the shitty college kids next door in under 3 seconds.
Would it be appropriate to cancel a hookup to watch the golden globes?
absolutely. tina fey and amy poehler trump everything.
I have an erection and I'm about to go through airport security.
I was going down on her and she started whistling "Whistle while you work." I'm in love.
Opened my notebook to coke all over the pages. So, if that's any indication on how this weekend went.
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