brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
Ugh, here's a dating tip. Hairy legs are a major turn off
i just witnessed two asians having sex for the first time ten feet away from me..hes having a seizure..what the duck is going on???
I accidentally screamed the wrong name last night. He stopped for a second, said "fuck it, you're too hot to care," and then continued fucking me.
i dont know if you remember blowing your vomity nose directly into my hand...yeah thanks for that
i left the icescrapper in his bathroom. i dont remember taking it there, but i remember brushing his hair with it.
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
Do you think making a dress out of an "Open" flag that my friend stole from a bar, and wearing it out sends the wrong message? ....Or exactly the right message?
So he says "my girlfriends coming over so you have to leave but I love you"
I think now I understand why people say my penis is pretty.
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
I think he's trying to finish jacking off before throwing up again
Last night you dunked donut holes in spinach dip, ate it, threw up, and continued eating. I cant keep up with your drunk eating skills.
I was wondering where the donuts went.
Our conversation went from you choking me to my quarter life crisis reeeaaalllll quick.
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