I dont abuse you, i just hit you while we have sex
Tall, dark & handsome can suck my short, pale & awkward dick.
She smells like mac and cheese, right after you add the cheese. It's strangely erotic.
He's got serious oatmeal ass...take a moment and admire how google voice to text was able to detect oatmeal ass....twice
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
You have no idea what this goes for my ego. I literally made you cum in your sleep.
I'm concerned that this blind man on the bus has a boner right now
Just got kicked out of two hot tubs. We were naked the second time. So awkward getting out in front of the security guard.
He probably thinks you're playing hard to get.
Hard to get?? I'm playing leave me the fuck alone.
I'm mopping my WALLS now. And talking to my mop. I literally just told it "yeah I kno that dirt doesn't wanna come off but were gonna get aren't we?" This is some good snow!!! mini maid needs to give it to their maids. The world would be spotless!!!!
Hey, Would it be ok if me and your wife have a ladies only night and masturbated on FaceTime together?
We aren't doing Shrooms tonight bc that would be friendship cheating on you
High. As. Fuck. I thought the kid next to me didn't have an arm for like 2 hours.
Hahahaha I'm glad you woke me up with this text.
well at least you got laid last nighT. I woke up on a pile of laundry
I never thought I'd be complaining about having sex 4 times a day, but here we are...
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