WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
my life trainwreck boards at 9:30
If you're trying to piece together your night, I can tell you where those tassels came from.
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
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Perhaps if I didn't mortify my parents last night with my drunken obnoxious behavior which resulted in the casualty of an entire decorative bathroom shelf which I completely ripped off the wall and left for dead, I would be more than willing to go day drinking.
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
Aspirations
I almost drank vegetable oil. Where were you? I needed you.
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
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Passing out drunk in my therapists lobby may not be the best way to confirm my "stability"
My butthole probably tastes like a Cinnabon right now
Uhmmmm is there really any way to tactfully ask "you into me jerking you off with my feet... or nah" cause if you find one let me know 😂
I think I broke my toilet with my head. There are ceramic pieces everywhere. and I might still be drunk.
are you still up? I want to use you for sexual things. you have 35 minutes to respond to this offer.
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
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