I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
did you violate me with a mr sketch marker when i passed out? i just peed and wiped purple and it smelled like grape. i need to get to the bottom of this...
if pee wee herman would have taken a snuggie to the movies he wouldnt have gotten caught
Maybe if i steal enough bar glasses i can justify all the money spent i've spent there
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You act like pregaming preseason hockey is a crime. Come on man, get fucked up and watch pucks. It rhymes so well it has to go together. DOS EQUIS Y DEVILS!
Wrapped in a blanket, just ate a whole party pizza. All my dreams are coming true and you don't even care.
I try new drugs instead of new boys. That way you can't scold me about the importance of condoms
I have poison ivy on my dick
WHAT
I bit my tongue so hard I left a deep imprint. Fuck you tongue, stop getting in the way of food.
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I'm tripping pretty hard right now but every time a Volvo drives by I feel like everything is gonna be alright
I was randomly pulled aside to have my bag checked. It had 50 condoms in it.
I might need to come puke in your toliet on the way home
I kinda just want to steal him and keep him forever
Just a typical Friday. Dinner, drinks, doing lines with a member of Congress
Turns out naked yoga wasn't a pickup line. I feel betrayed.
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