Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
Help i just walked in on mom blowing dad
I feel if a girl leaves my house the next morning feeling degraded and in desparate need of a shower, then I have succeeded.
chlamydia ends and my period begins. this isnt real life
I would have to gauge my vagina to make it fit.
There was just way too much discussion about my penis at that party
Of course... Double fistin nati light cuz the powers out and it cuts down the times i gotta open the fridge... Genius
Dan marino should def buy this ambulance. But not this one. I'm gonna fuck this ambulance up
Well the other day she asked me how often I jerk off. So I guess things are getting semi-serious
He went down on me to the national anthem being sung by Jordan sparks. It was very patriotic of him
The sex definitely would have been a perk. But not sitting in a ditch was what I was going for...
It's so weird fucking this kids aunt then going to the gym with him everyday, but my sick minded self loves it.
Just met my future wife. Please dont fuck her.
You like that 95% of the time I masterbate I think bout you?
Just wanna know what I can I do to earn the other 5%
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
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