sorry probably not gonna make it :( kinda tied up right now
sad face, r u gay?... wait like really tied up?
:)
I think you're the first person to ever call Louisville, KY a "romantic getaway".
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
Held my professor's hair back while she was puking. I'd better get an A out of this or else the pics are going on Facebook.
Man, I wish they all looked like that. Your vagina deserves to have a nice frame around it, and God's signature at the bottom.
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
driving home I had the GPS in one hand and puking in the coffee cup
So no more sangria road trips?
Pretty sure I was impersonating Rihanna when I kept asking him what my name was while we were making out
I was his one phone call from jail and I hung up on him. He's fine though were gonna go to a party now.
What's life without a pregnancy scare?
Should we make a shared Google doc list of places we want to fuck? Like a scavenger hunt?
I don't know what else is in your wedding gift, but I just pulled out a pair of handcuffs in front of her grandmother.
Also a whip and a blindfold. Don't be a bitch, enjoy it!
so at target i bought condoms, on sale undies, pasta roni, and martini mix. the old lady who rang me up asked "honey are you a freshman?" yea lady i am, thanks.
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