Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
there's paper in my vomit.
you're bored at work aren't you?
I'm toying with the idea of beating off under my desk
This glow in the dark vibrator will get me through this power outage
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Law school is ruining my masturbation schedule.
Because when I say 'You shouldn't drink anymore', she hears, 'I personally challenge you to chug 3 more mixed drinks'
I distinctly remember seeing your nipples from the deck.
I sent him an 18 page sext. He's going to have a good morning.
Just watched an entire Mariachi band walk of shame home together. Halloween at its finest
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blowjobs from left handed girls are noticably better than from righties. these are the most important things I've learned this semester
Apparently fireball doesn't mix well with my no carb diet
Now that mom and dad sold the camper, do you think it's okay to talk about all the sex I had in it?
Welcome to the club of "Sick of cleaning up actual shit." We meet on the 3rd Sunday of each month. Bring your ceremonial viking helmet.
I want to wait until after I get laid before I ask him his political affiliation. Just in case. I'm so desperate I would bang a Republican
Just remember I’m your roommate with extremely questionable morals
Exactly, what could possibly go wrong
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