I need to go to a fraternity... my boobs are telling me to.
no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
I feel like Tiger Woods should send Jesse James a gift basket or something...
can you look at this picture and tell me if you think this my kid?
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There's a guy in here whose face looks like it would be perfect between my legs.
You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
and then we all passionately sang "what if god was one of us" until everyone passed out in the grass
The best revenge is living well. Or pooping in his sunroof. Either or
So this whole chlamydia situation totally puts a damper on my back to school sex schedule, there's just no way of knowing who of them was the perpetrator... Time for new candidates
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i'm calling it my monica lewinsky shirt now. may it live forever in infamy.
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
Never drinking again. Maybe, if our boss gave us more 3-day weekends we would know how to handle ourselves. That was a shit show.
Captain and coke. And it's not drinking alone cuz i have a dog
On the bright side, only one more day until we aren't sober anymore.
I know it's 10:30am but Finding Dory starts in an hour, and I have four points of molly. You down?
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