Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
you turned on the Care Bears movie at 5am and kept screaming "I CARE"
I'm guessing "whatever I can get" wasn't the reply the nurse wanted when asking what med I need. Oh, and asked for a cartoon band-aid.
there's no food at this bar, but i'm pretty sure vodka is made of wheat so i'm basically drinking bread.
And when we woke up we made beer pancakes. Great start to a family picture day.
this is you don't wonder off at 3 am with no pants on. Just stay there and pray to god you don't get arrested for being on school property.
He just kept screaming "I have democratic immunity" as the cops dragged him into the car.
the lady next to me just sniffed my hair, smiled, and then fell asleep. I almost started crying from that kind of creepiness
don't cry, we can learn from her
You kind of have a nervous, desperate thing going on that isn't exactly catnip for bitches
He got hit with a horseshoe, set on fire, fell out of a tree, and puked all over the side of his car, all before midnight. Everclear.
Literally just napped at strip club. Don't know how long
I'm going to have to include Angry Orchard in my thesis acknowledgements
You're a mystery wrapped in an enigma wrapped in a redhead
Did you ask Harvard boi?
Apparently he likes someone who is into being smart and a supporter of human rights ugh what a skank
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