I took off my bra and money fell out...how crazy was I tonight?
Was going to watch Bolt. Fucked a stranger instead. Details later.
So you didn't like Bolt?
i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
Literally just as i started to cum the church bells next ot my house began to ring. either it was the most epic timing ever or god was watching and congratulating me
A baby just go on our party bus. What. The. Fuck.
Apparently, we were running around the apartment, singing into pickles, the routinely slapped our passed out friends with them.
Ya, found out why there were rat traps in my bed. Guess I pissed in Sams room so he went to the store and got them and put them on my bed and put tabasco in his humidifier and put it in my room
honestly i just want a cigarette and someone to go down on me... are you interested in helping with either of those
Omg I'm puking right now and then sneezed four times in a row. You don't know pain til this happens to you.
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
I'm serious-it was like trying to deep-throat a minivan.
It's volleyball. Just do it. You want to look sporty. Save sexy librarian for another day.
I woke up to find I still had sequins under my tits. I'd say Sunday was a success.
How did i spend $200 last night?
Every time you went to get me a drink, you also came back with shots. Then you fell down the steps.
I have acquired a mango...tonight is successful so far
Her name is susan
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