just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
So I just found out that my mom and dad arent married
What? They have three kids?
Yep. And apparently I have a half brother. Happy Birthday to me
I ate a lot of your sunchips. I mean a lot. Like 4 to 5 bags.
there are certain things about getting into a cab to go home at 630 am that make me feel like a prostitute.
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Look at the bright side...I have an 11 inch penis
I am literally hand feeding my crying ex boyfriend taco bell. What has my life become?
We both bought three foot bongs...going to race to see who can smoke a mile first.
Lightning struck the tree right outside of her window as I came inside her. I think its God's way of saying go by plan b.
Someone just told me I have an ass that could kill small children .... Don't know how to take that one
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KNEE DEEP IN HOES. SEND HELP.
I paid your brother in tostitos to drive me home.
Apparently at 2 AM I decided to let the world know about my newfound love for elephants
It's Wednesday. And it's about that time to remind everyone that my priorities from last weekend have not changed moving forward into this weekend.
Just told some little girl not to judge me as I brushed my teeth in the target bathroom
If I had your ass I would rule the world
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