Last night i was so high that i came home and did a taste test of every vitamin water and wrote theyre grade down on paper.
Why did that cocktail waitress get to sleep with Tiger for 2 years, and all I ever got for living in Whorelando for five years is a couple of pictures with Joey Fatone
If we get out of this alive, I'm never going to a Denny's at 3 am again.
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
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My only regret is that we didn't pee on our neighbors Prius
Guys with integrity exist just to rain on my slut parade.
Congrats. You are not detrimental enough to my psyche to be discussed during this mornings therapy appointment. Please follow up next week to see if you made the cut.
Naw, the sex dungeon had to come down so we could build a nursery. Cause and effect really.
If we don't have crazy animal sex tonight at least twice, I'll know he's cheating on me.
Who wouldn't want crazy animal sex with you?!
A cheater.
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Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
I may or may not of seen my high school physics teacher making out with my old high school boyfriend at the bar last night
i woke up in just my thong, face first on my bed with all the lights on. how hungover do you think i felt?
I ACCIDENTALLY MURDERED MY COUSIN
HOW DO YOU ACCIDENTALLY MURDER YOUR COUSIN
Grumpy Cat is dead and fuck EVERYTHING.
when i saw him today i think my vagina did the equivalent of a stomach growl... its been to long
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