Christians are straight up FREAKS
just the thought makes me want to clean my vag with a clorox wipe
so whenever I text yeah my phone automatically corrects it to yeahhhheeehhyeahyeahh .. too much party in the USA?
dont like to call her my roomate, too cordial. i refer to her as the whore that was assigned to live with me
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his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
I'm way too drunk on a Sunday to handle this level of Jesus.
im honestly just eating salsa and looking at his penis
I think rescheduling my finals around when Im going to be hungover is responsible
She gave me head while using a laptop on my stomach to go online. I've never seen a better feat of multitasking.
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just to let you know its hard to talk to your father while being fingered up against a car..
You know what I'm hearing? Blah, blah, blah, I have pneumonia, blah, blah, blah, I'm a quitter. COME OVER AND PUT YOUR PENIS INSIDE ME.
Oh god. Standing was a rash decision
I made it to Starbucks to do work and I've just been sitting here with my head on the table for 30 minutes...
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
I'm 80% sure I have pink eye. This is my penance for being a homewrecker.
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