You up for the gym tonight after work?
I'm up for a light workout and a nice yog.
Fair enough, I'm gonna hit it hard today.
Chris Brown style, or less felonious?
Haha, all felonious.
I wonder if she has a lisp when she orgasms...
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
just heard this guy tell a story about how he got boat head. i want his life
im so sorry the vomit froze your passenger door shut... you should have stopped.
I feel wrong giving my mom a cash gift full of dirty stripper money.
I WILL MAKE A FLYING LEAP FOR YOUR DICK WHEN I SEE YOU THROUGH THE WINDOW
You told me to ditch them in the park, and when she jumped onto the car to stop us, you told me to scrape her off against a parked Jeep. That drunk.
PAAAANTS ARE FOR AAAASSHOLES
I went in to wake you up this morning and you had a condom draped across your throat like a necklace. There were no boys in the house last night, what were you doing?
Definitely ended up doing Coke with Chewbacca in the porta potty behind the haunted house.
What a weekend. It started with me realizing i might not be straight and ended with me spraining my foot.
How did I get up here...did jesus lift me up
So do you guys remember Danny from Tinder?
Sorry I only remember personality traits, not names.
Randomize
