I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
if you were drunk and peed in your friend's washing maching, would you send an "i'm sorry" text or say nothing at all?
all hypothetical of course
we were both as far on opposite edges of my bed as possible this morning. id say work is gonna be a little uncomfortable from now on
She ate the cookie then went to the emergency room. Now her fam is pressing charges. Don't people understand you DON'T steal baked goods from potheads??
She just told me her legs are numb and that she dedicated her karaoke of ice ice baby to her 4 month old son.
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
I found an HIV test/information brochure on the kitchen table and what i can only assume to be an "I'm sorry you might have AIDS" gift bag, complete with a candle and popcorn, and I haven't seen you in 36 hours. You good?
You screamed "she never feeds them anyway" and threw the fish tank off the 3rd floor balcony. Don't park on our side of the building.
Remember when I said "no boyfriend, no problems"? I lied. Tequila. Tequila is a problem.
I've used my house key more to do bumps of coke than I've used it to get in my house.
I just washed out an empty chocolate milk bottle to take whiskey on my bike ride.
You are not an adult
i ended up making out with my new neighbor in a stranger's car that we found unlocked on a driveway somewhere. apparently drunk self never say "no" to adventure.
She started snoring post sex, so I drunkenly walked 8 miles at 4am to go fishing. Please come pick me up
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
You had blacked out Skype sex? Wow we live in the future
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