party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
We could sell used underwear with pictures of us wearing them.
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
I mean, it's free alcohol, to turn it down would be a crime against humanity.
she keeps giving me cups of everbeer.. its everclear and beer mixed. i guess its blackout or backout time
Yeah you fell over while you were peeing and you said "hold I'm, I'm still peeing"
Does having a sippy cup full of wine, at an outlet mall, qualify you as 'having a problem'?
Just woke up next to a girl with 30 hot dogs in my bed. Vodka you win again.
casual night just sitting in the kitchen at 2 am eating stale chips and hot sauce while my friends younger sister is cleaning all the blood off my body
he said he'd buy me TWO burritos if I took my shirt off
My chiropractor just high fived me for getting drunk enough to throw my back out this weekend.. Life. Complete.
I don't care how hungry or impatient you are. the highest setting on the microwave is 100% and you better not take it appart to add power. This is not the Enterprise.
I remember yelling at him telling him that the strippers were "nice people."
You told everyone to shut up then told the officer that you are 21 when you drink.
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
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