I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
I thought she was mad at me, but then we did a pose off and I realized we're friends for life
Microwave minutes are longer than normal minutes.
How am I a tease?
Dude you flashed me ur vagina and walked away.
ONLY PART OF IT.
Since i didn't have a condom I told him to use jump ship method, I think I was overly invested in my sailor costume this year.
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The funny thing is, we kinda did bring guys home cause you had a fort...
You just jumped of the couch and yelled "hidden tiger crouching dragon!" That's the answer to how you broke your finger.
You just kept yelling and saying, "IM NOT GOING TO STOP YELLING UNTIL YOU TAKE THAT SHOT"
Sorry I disappeared. Do you hate me?
Not at all, did you not hear me clapping outside your car on our way out?
I'm about to ride on a tractor i have no time for you
If it makes you feel any better, I'm eating a block of cheese...
If you enjoy dance recitals as much as I do, that's one shitty Father's Day...
Is it possible to hurt your vagina working out, because I think my Dumbass accomplished that... 😯😟😒😓
Do I even want to know?
I'm definitely not mad. My best friend is dating my drug dealer, it's impossible to be mad.
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