please. tell me to stop eating out of the trash.
dont worry your back hair reminds me of angel wings
Feel like bed is flying. Not sure where we're going. Hope there is candy.
I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
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ah, there's nothing like waking up to picture messages of a strange man's cock. life is good.
haha, that's fucked up. flacid cock pictures are the mental breakfast of champions.
no jill really. Evrything around me is talking to me. The plant, my dog, the tv,the lamp. Its amazing.
I get credit on the assist, you can thank me by taking a pic of her ass under the covers and sending it to me. It would make my YEAR
1 month til my stepdad becomes a u.s. citizen, so if you want to get in on the divorce pool its your last chance, $5 a square.
You just said we could build a blanket and pillow "fuck fort." Of course I'm never leaving you.
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Mom just referred to a 9 year old as "this bitch", so I'd say day drinking was a success.
How did work go after you told them you were in jail?
Great they tried to bail me out.
I masterbated to the rocky theme song. I'm pretty sure that just beat any sex experience I've ever had.
I'm like going proud parent over you doing drugs, this is so wrong.
I just googled: how soon can I pee on a stick. What is my life coming to.
I looked into her soul, didn't I?
You eye-fucked her soul.