maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
I drunk wandered into my parents bed and slept between them
I was the one passing out cake at the bars
My kindergarten teacher served me... All coming full circle
Yikes. I usually have a 24-hour waiting period between sex partners. You know, like for a handgun.
I am too drunk to be out in this weather around all these animals.
Question: would Brian be pissed if I brought his 17 year old sister as my date to the wedding?
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
I am the prescription. I can be taken orally or vaginally and in any dosage. This is why I went to med school.
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
She said, I've heard about you, from girls you wouldn't even be interested in. What?
I was told to keep my leg elevated. I assume it means to keep my legs on the air, it's like I was prescribed to be slutty
I punched the bar tender after he cut me off. Hopped over the bar and made my own drink. That's how I got tazed
I'm not saying I love you. I never said I love you. I said that if earth blew up like Krypton you'd be the only person I would like to have inside me when our bodies burn up in a fiery inferno
Wow. I hope you were either doing that in your sleep or blacked out. You threw up then covered yourself in duct tape... i wish i got that on camera
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