Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
what kind of morning-after breakfast implies 'thanks for the sex, but i'm not gonna call you ever again'?
I really gotta be careful. My email inbox is equal parts notifications from instructors and this dude's dick. If I get drunk and reply to the wrong thing I might get kicked out of grad school.
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
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When did it become appropriate to call your mother the morning after? While still naked in bed? WHEN?!
The guy at the door just stared only at my boobs and said "I'm gonna let you in." 'Merica
So what kind of fun pills do we have for the amusement park tomorrow?
Don't forget the part about the bar bathroom stumbles.
Oh damn, you're right. I have to include that. You turned off all the lights with your head. That was impressive.
Yeah. I don't know. I'm just gonna show up at her place on valentines day with a jock strap, box of chocolates, and rose clenched between my ass cheeks with "be mine" written across my glorious man titties.
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I guess you never know how much of an impact you have on someone until you sleep with their cousin
Grrr. Fine. You get oral for being unwrong.
The end of the friendship was inevitable. I hooked up with her cousin and forgot to mention it to her
He told me their parents think of me as the "drunk friend"...oddly enough, I'm ok with that
Most people that see those numbers aren't going to realize what they mean and those that do will think 'oh those must be her favorite hockey players' and not 'oh she wants to see those hockey players fuck each other'.
Watching South Park, doing sit-ups and drinking tequila. In other words, my night is going pretty good.
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