Bisexual people are plain selfish.
i ate 2 chicken nuggets and puked out 5. that doesn't even make mathematical sense
And your hair- I'd make sure to pee on it first.
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
On a lighter note, the guy I gave a lap dance to then fell asleep on his crotch just facebook friend requested me..
You never know how much you love your bed until you sleep with 4 other people in your car.
It's almost like a boob-text, but it's not. Because it was live. And you were showing a bunch of people.
whoa! who said he's my boyfriend?
Oops. Sorry. That guy you keep accidentally running into in public. And at home. And with your vagina.
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
Yeeeaahhh, I'm in no rush to dismiss a level 6 booty-call that pays my bar tabs and understands my Harry Potter obsession.
We were having a serious discussion about Blue's Clues and I just kept thinking, 'you've seen me naked'.
I could drive to your house and kick you in the nuts right now....and not even stop for a burrito
Have you ever looked death in the face and have the urge to shit yourself. I'm in that situation right now.
Definitely accidentally brought drugs into Disneyland. Considering using them.
Yea he was still drunk. He wore a Toga to his job interview.
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