If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
If I say "It's good enough" and I'm not talking about a sandwhich, that's your queue to stop me, you're supposed to be my friend.
I'm gonna get drunk and through up on the first happy couple I see.
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
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just tried to pee in the sink at wendys...need to stop letting my drunk habits get into my sober life
When did it seem like a good idea to do pull ups off the balcony? After beer 5 or shot 7?
He just tagged everyone he's slept with this year in a 'memories of 2011' tweet
OH MY GOD DO YOU REMEMBER WISHBONE? DO YOU REMEMBER THAT LITTLE BITCH? WHAT'S THE STORY WISHBONE
Sometimes you get drunk and fall out of a car. I never said it was glamorous.
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Got it in all night, now at a bar at 730 am and we are the only two people here. Somewhere my mid twenties father is applauding me.
Things I have learnt this week: bubble mix is toxic. Extremely toxic.
A dude I dated in high school just put a status about National Coming Out day. I checked his relationship status. He is dating a dude. Hello, Friday.
There we go, I shall begin my attempt to achieve whore status today
Totally just got spotted hitting the bowl by someone else hitting a bowl. We gave each other a head nod
I just racked up a fucking ginormous hospital bill because I came so hard I had an asthma attack
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