pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
I haven't shaved in at least a week, he said "obviously neither one of us was prepared for this"
Sober Sundays just aren't working out anymore.
He's talking about me being Slave Princess Leia and how he'll chain me up. I don't have the heart to point out that he would be Jabba in that scenario...Is it bad that his lack of SW knowledge is destroying my lady boner?
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The girl next to me looks like the young version of sara (bonnie hunt) in jumanji. I wanna be like PLAY THE GAME SARA!!!!"
Once you've had an oral std scare, you're an expert.
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And you will die and be carried in a backpack before I allow you not to comply in this tomfoolery.
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
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he told me he had a gf and in the very next sentence asked if I wanted to have sex.
I can't really feel a difference, so essentially I paid 60 bucks to bedazzle my vag.
don't take offense to this but at the strip club tonight I legit believed one girl was you. almost hopped on stage and freaked out at you. you're a beauty.
One lesson I've learned so far from college: You've always got time for one more shot. Always
I woke up and there was a huge blow up palm tree in my bed...
I was grinding with girl while I was eating french fries, and she turned around to hook up with me. She ate my fries.
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