If i could tip my vagina, i would.
He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
Quoting wale wont save you from herpes
I wonder what it would be like to masturbate in space
I'm walking down the halls of our hotel and listening for sex noises and knocking when I do.
It's true- you can buy beer at McDonald's in France. I'm not coming back to the States.
His apartment number was 69. I had to.
This is a test of Andrews drunk texting, had this been an actual drunk text, all the words would be spelled incorrectly and would be missing key verbs and nouns, followed by a request to not get fired.
What has two arms, one testicle and no credit card debt? This guy.
Cock is NEVER random. You may quote me on that.
You have plans tonight?
Stress crying into a bottle of long island ice tea mix...other than that nope
i was so high i thought the horse on my poster was running
she came into my car to rip lines with our blow dealer as I was writing my essay on anti drug policy, i call it on site research
Showing girls my stab wound was not the brilliant idea I thought it was.
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
Randomize
