it's just weird having a massive boner in the morning when you could have used it the night before.
YOU CAN MICROWAVE POPTARTS!?!??!
eating taco bell the same day as formal = probably a bad idea
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
So tasty. Tasty like a vagina with ninjas in it
did you really just refer to me me as an old fashioned penis?
Weve literally been going out drinking five days a week. That counts as a full time job right?
Yes but that point is quickly negated bc u should never have to search more than one room to find your underwear.
It was that same situation where "cuddling on the floor" was actually just code for "rough shameful hate sex" hahaha.
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
Eric and I just went in the hallway to practice our new handshake in a real life situation at live speeds. That high.
Who the fuck cries when they're stoned?!
Sorry man I just really wanted a McChicken
Just gave my thesis presentation, pretty sure I made out with the admissions woman last night.
HOW THE FUCK IS IT POSSIBLE THAT THE JUNIOR HIGH STUDENT IS BETTER AT BEING AN ADULT THAN I AM!?!?
Only true party girls take their birth control with Smirnoff.
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