I passed out in the cab. Woke up to the cabby yelling SIR SIR WE ARE AT THE TRAIN STATION!! SIRRRR!!
yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
life is all about the fine print - all i wanted was a fucking pony.
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
As long as you're naked and covered in glow paint, I'm there.
I just almost said to a customer "P as in Pussy"
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
Chang gave me a 1.5 gallon beer tasting cup, i have a new boyfriend with a huge stick, Members of the Irish Rugby team slapped my ass and cheered for firmness, and a couple of strangers are naming the child after me. Best. Weekend.Ever.
I feel like my stoner spirit animal is Janice from the muppets.
quickly learned not to sleep with your roommate and work colleague in the same week
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
Just calm down. My foot long super joint and I will be over shortly.
Drunk man just fell out of said wheelchair
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