Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
My phone auto-corrects smirnoff to poisoned. I think it is trying to tell me something.
I'm at the bass pro shop. They have a river full of trout and turtles, a shooting range, a full bar, and the patriots cheerleaders are here. I now understand why people are rednecks. I may never leave
Well, you're either very drunk or very high but I'll let it slide because I love any type of conversation concerning cheese.
the only human I can compare her to is rosie o'donnell.
I had to have the lights off to hide my face. I was laughing so hard I almost peed in her mouth
does she really think making her boyfriend delete me on facebook is going to magically stop us from hooking up?
You climbed into the Suite next to us at the game so you could steal the half eaten hot dog someone had left on the table. That high.
I'm thinking about wearing a strap-on just to freak him out the next time he pulls my pants off.
Sad Megan is Sad
Have you been drinking my beer?
I managed to make myself a bowl of apple jacks, took one bite and had to stop eating them because they were making my brain wiggle. How was your comedown?
Your topless pictures make me question reality
I came back to consciousness and found myself sitting in a beanbag chair petting a 2 month old husky with one hand and eating an oreo Klondike bar with the other. This almost makes me forgive blackout lisa for making out with that chubbs at the xmas party
Really? A fat girl?
I'm walking her back. Chill out.
She is a nice girl okay. For some reason we are in my room though.
Is there a reason why your pubic hair is a plastic bag on my bathroom floor? And yes I know its yours... You wrote your name on the bag
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