yea ive hooked up with like half those guys
and i've hooked up with the other half...when our powers combine, we are captain slutbag
On blowjobs: "If you decide to go there, you finish the job. No complaining." I don't care if it sounds like she's talking about Iraq, I'm in love.
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
Nice. I ate a jello shot out of a bovine blow up doll's love hole last night
You can't find true love with Budweiser and a futon
Just took last nights make up off with a sock. That hungover.
I heard that clinking noise from behind me and I already knew you were whipping out a Smirnoff in class. Again.
Remember the bouncer that knocked out Dave and Sam? Apparently his day job is a florist. Uppercut and fresh cut in one package.
If you hear death cries, thats me singing. Just let me be.
We almost drove away from the bar with a British stranger in our trunk...
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
We did blind alcohol taste testing and she got 10 of 10. I'm in love.
I JUST WANT TO HAVE AWKWARD SEXUAL EXPERIENCES WITH HIM.
On cleanup... i've counted 94 solo cups so far.. oh, and i found a miniature top hat in the microwave
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