But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
I just want you to know that me val and amanda are drinking on top of a hill lookig at the chicago skyline drinking icehouse and we just peed in public.
You stood up and started yelling"Free blow jobs!" because you thought people would like you more.
he calls his bong barack obonga, commander in kief. i found where i belong.
should i be impressed or disgusted that i was spitting glow-in-the-dark?
Slurping strawberries throug a straw. It feels like the kool-aid man is coming in my mouth.
Just found a peacock feather in my car. Should I be the least bit concerned about this?
And we won't even have to pay the tab if we die AT the bar. So..win win.
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
Props to the guy blatantly doing coke in the bathroom at the bar. Walked out of the stall with a credit card in hand, sniffing loudly and shouting "choo choo"
And anyway at least being paid in opium makes a cool story
You cant use biscuit as a chaser
I walked out in my coconut bra, and that's when it all went downhill.
Dude, fate has brought her to your penis.
He took my necklace off while we were 69ing. His tongue never stopped moving either. Take that, guys who can't figure out how bras work.
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