I called her the wrong name twice and she still called me back this morning. DO I still wait two days to call her back?
So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
Friends don't let friends fuck ugly girls. WALK AWAY FROM HER!
Every perfect package comes with a warning label.
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I just wanna not walk straight. Is that too much to ask for?
last day of my family cruise we all got trashed and had an award ceremony. I got the award for hooking up with a cougar. my grandma hugged me and said im living up to the legacy. this is why my familys better than yours
On the couch having a debate with the dog over whether eating anothr sweet roll will make the hangover better or worse
My number one goal in life is to find out who can fill a keg with Popov
His mom already thought we were lesbians BODY SHOTS WERE JUST NOT AN OPTION SORRY
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
We need a bunch of roses, some chocolate, 2 cops, a mariachi band, and a thermometer
Adults smoke weed in footie pajamas man. You just gotta accept me for who I am.
"He was so not worth staining my backseat for."
I lost my bar virginty and made out with a dwarf. It was a good night
i woke up wearing a life jacket, holding on to a footlong hotdog, and had on a mr. hustle 1995 shirt on
good night
I think it's a bit on the nose for the Uber driver to play stairway to heaven while driving like A psycho.
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