On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
I picked her up for our first date on a fucking horse. Of course I got a BJ.
And then she banged "the first Italian rapper"
What's the protocol when you drive the girl's head into the wall during sex and she starts to cry?
He once got bit in the face by a dog and still got laid the same night. He owns Memorial Day Weekend
When he sent me a picture, I swear my vag frowned. That tiny.
My synapses wont fire in a pattern that will process those facts
feelin groggy baby? need a coffee? vitamins? a nice good fuck on the piano?
Pro: Drunk Portland Strip Club. Con: Monday morning hangover at work. Pro: boobs. Con: Sleep deprivation. The Pro's are winning.
I would agree. Add some coffee to the booze. It will cut down on sleep deprivation.
I feel very compelled to cut off the person's ears that is sitting in front of me
You brought a jar of mayonnaise to bed. It doesn't get any worse than that.
When he mumbled "I can't feel my legs," proceeded to stand, fall over, and just lay there I knew I'd given great head...
He just stopped me mid blow job so he could text his wife asking for TacoBell.
Slap a cop in the butt for a felony charge. Check.
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
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