Someone took a freaking dump on a roll of toilet paper. Next to the toilet. No shit in the toilet. Just on the roll of toilet paper.
His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
All I remember is drinking vodka out of tupperware.
there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
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i'm using my hot pot to make jello shots in a muffin tin. i'm never ever graduating.
Just found out my mom's voicemail password is 6969..
We should search craigslist for porches to sublet.
don't mind me. just hanging out in this cool air conditioned Babies R Us until the liquor store next door opens.
Well the weed wore off around 10:30 and then the date dragged on until about 1 in the morning. So I've decided I really need to start smoking closer to the actual start time of a date. Then maybe they'd be more bearable.
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I'll text you later. I think she thinks we're taking this whole "no sex" thing seriously.
The bad news is that I stole all your drugs. The good news is that ITS KICKING IN!
I went to an 8am hookup in another guys sweatpants. Who is the really player here?
He also deemed that the fact that I couldn't log into Netflix was not an emergency. He's wrong.
Don't worry, I'm not gonna try making you Eskimo sisters with your mom
The car smells like weed is an understatement.
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