sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
I'm at the psychiatrist, and this lady is crazy.. she keeps yelling about how her HMO insurance gave her breast cancer? Adderall isn't worth this.
Your friends ate a hole through an entire loaf of bread
its 10 pm and i am cleaning vomit off the ceiling. i am nowhere near drunk enough for this to be funny.
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
She better not be too drunk to operate a blowtorch
They told me you were taking cheese cube shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce... Is this true?
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
I. recorded a message of me yelling at myself to "get up out of that bed" and set it an alarm. REALLY loud
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
Just saw the mall santa roll by on a rascal scooter holding a chic-fil-a milkshake and stop to chat up trio of cute 20-somethings. New hero.
he yelled at me like a drill sergeant while I quickly tried to take off my pants
I walked outside and found some random guy passed out on our front porch. We managed to acquire the 12 pack of lagers he had so it's all good.
I'm about to go get lunchables and alcohol. Take that adulthood
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