Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
as for my dating sex life, no more regret sticks. Only pride wands from now on.
How can people commit suicide when things like bagels exist
I'm stoned and have been watching so many cartoons that I changed the channel and real people were on, and it scared me
After we smoked, the cops questioned us but i just asked if he wanted to join our basketball team.
Does the whole "it was New Years" excuse apply this year?
I think this breakup is Gods way of telling me I deserve a bigger dick
at one point i was feeding a guy sour cream chips and he made me make the "choo choo" noise as they were going in. \ni feel so much closer to him now.\n
while she was riding me, she looked at me and said "this is why mom told me learning how to ride a horse would be important for my future"
I hooked up with a 20 year old last night. I feel like a hocus pocus witch that sucked life from a child.
I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
I'm going through what feels like a break up with beer. I'm emotionally distraught from it's lack of presence.
There's something really beautiful about walk of shaming past the Capitol.
I'm so drunk I forgot what to do to go pee.
You are currently doing Harry Potter spells with the turkey-baster...
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