she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
omg. he's a virgin strip club employee who's going to college on a ping pong scholarship. this is unreal.
I don't think anyone could emotionally handle a numb vagina.
Going to get a "plan B"urrito
I made him leave at 3am, he texted me a couple minutes later and said the elevator was broken and he was sleeping in there, but he said I was worth it so I don't feel guilty
He's living a porn movie. He's slept with a waitress at her work for lunch, a bar tender at the bar that night, and the cleaning lady the next morning.
There was a deer right in front of me when I came. Sex in the forest is awesome
I shouldn't be drunk at 3 pm but alas, here we are...
we got cupcakes after we fucked. gives a whole new meaning to sugar daddy
How do you ask the man who gives you multiple orgasms if he has friends who could do the same for your friend?
No, I barely made it home last nite. Kept telling cab driver I live across the street from Susan Sarandon?? Thank god her coop addy is posted online.
when part of the plan includes getting high, i usually forget how the rest of the plan goes.
Did you finish that presentation yet?
No but don’t worry about it. I do my best work in the middle of the night. I’m like a hamster.
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
Randomize
