I'm drive I can fine osifer
Her father's a cardiologist, her mom's a lawyer...she just went from a 5 to a 10 real quick.
They have a guy from new zealand living under their stairs.. they don't charge him rent. He just buys food and booze and bartends their house parties.
It's just like riding a horse. A very tall, gay horse.
I want you inside of me and on top of me and under me and behind me
Basically I need you to be like god, just fucking everywhere
I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
When I said to give it to me hard and fast, I didn't mean like 15 seconds fast.
I'm just gonna go with where the wind takes me. if it takes me to his dick, so be it.
When he opened the car door the whole thing fell off. Even that can be forgiven via his monster cock.
Literally just inhaled three cinnamon rolls. Sara is staring. It was inhuman
Apparently mr clean magic erasers don't clean blood off the ceiling
LESSON OF THE DAY: Saying Everclear gets you out of explaining anything.
If there was a card that said "I'm sorry for throwing up on your bathroom counter" I would send it to you.
Dude. I've been high for so many hours now that I'm just accepting this as my new reality.
Is it sad that I just pissed sitting down so I didn't have to stop eating doritos?
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