So I have to ask... did I meet your lumberjack expectations? I mean, minus the red flannel and all.
I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
I'm getting shit face wasted, and I have to be up so early tomorrow. I am bad at smart.
Is that a polar bear? You seriously grinded with a polar bear at the club?
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Pretty sure that molly fried my sinus infection away; i regret nothing
Life Lesson #1 of 2013: double-fisting shower beers and shaving my bikini line should be reserved for two different showers.
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
My dream date: Hotdogs/nachos from the bar & tequila. Is that too much to ask?
I am stoned, not wearing a bra, and a woman. There is no way in fuck I am getting on a fucking bus.
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Okay, new plan. Get drunk, eat breadsticks. It's going to be great.
I washed my sheets. I did out of respect for my previous and current sexual partners.
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
Few clarical questions about last night: 1. How did we get home? 2. Am I wearing your underwear? 3. Where is Andrea? 4. Guy with nose ring last night hot?
1. You tried hitch hiking "like a pro" and flashed cars while sticking out your thumb until I called Michael. 2. I don't know but probably. 3. Who is Andrea? 4. Hot.
The party bus is stocked with 5 hour energies and beer and someone handing out adderall. Best. Wedding. Ever.
That man makes my giblets tingle
Congrats? I think?
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