Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
i will soon be in a relationship on fb
you!?
me and your mom. i mean, lisa.
i crunched every chip from the dorito bag and poured it in the vase. never again will i have to deal with cool ranch fingers.
no. you're not making a beach trip out of my abortion.
I'm just gonna be the bigger person here and say I want you inside me
Just watched a drug bust from the Ralphs parking lot while listening to Frank Sinatra. Happy Valentine's Day.
you started putting condoms on anything with a point, then you were yelling at the lamp for using your last condom...
Im trying to find an appropriate gift to your mom for getting both you and your sister on birth control within a week, any suggestions?
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
He gave up on mugging us when Dave wouldn't stop laughing. He was wiggling his finger at the knife and making baby noises and giggling. The guy just walked away.
She texted me shhh....im drunk, secret booty call...how could i say no?
What can I say? I like my food like I like my women, not entirely fucked by our contemporary world.
I am on top of a rooftop peeing on your freedom
This is my life. Enjoy the view
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