she then came into the room and yelled I'M GOING TO BE A COCK BLOCK for 5 minutes
we're stoned watching those roller coaster simulators w our hands up screaming on our couch
I'm going on a valentine's date with the random guy i hooked up with in the bar bathroom this weekend...i feel like julia roberts
I dont even think your gonna like what I got you for christmas. If not we can take it back and get drugs.
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Just got discharged from the hospital after getting my finger stitched back together don't you dare say you had a worse night than me
He came on my pillow pet. That's unacceptable. I hate boys.
Naked. naked and bneed help.
You slapped my ass and yelled "HOOTY TOOTY WHAT A BOOTY" in a Schwarzenegger voice
WHY IS THE HAIRSPRAY SOUNDTRACK PLAYING IN THE LIQUOR STORE
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A girl just invited me over for a blowjob and beer. Is this a trap?
I am never drinking with the goths again.
I got St Patrick's Day drunk on Friday and apparently ordered a Total Gym in the middle of the night
Wait is this place where the strippers are missing teeth and I think one is missing a thumb? Though I don't know how she would maneuver on the pole without a thumb. Pls advise.
Can now check off "Start bar fight with my dad." on my bucket list.
I just split a tacobell party box with my boss. 12 tacos. We were equals for a moment.
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