Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
Yeah but he's impersonating a gargoyle jumping off of everything. Including the walls.
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
The worst part was I wasn't conscious enough to move out of the way, I knew i was being puked on but I couldn't move.
It's end St Patricks day. I'm gonna need a leash. And a bib. And a rain check on anything considered dignifying.
Update- I sold my hat to some drunk kid for 50 bucks. I used my earnings to buy beer on the way home. I realize to everyone else seeing me drinking on my balcony at 6am, I look like an alcoholic, but I'm thinking of it as a night cap
Hooked up with a guy solely because he had a chameleon. Priorities.
That moment when you see yourself in a security camera feed and realize you forgot a bra. And pants.
She looks like a beluga.
I want to splash her with water and when she screams say "I didn't want you to die. You looked parched"
The bachelor party was supposed to stay local but I think were in mexico.
I'm dedicating this beer to drunk texting
Self reach around competition is what the Olympics has been missing all along. A true test of athleticism.
I think the moment she woke up butt naked on a mattress with her phone still on her face was the point she knew last night was fucked up
aloe plants are like gummy bears with an exoskeleton, but with healing powers instead of deliciousness.
are you on the drugs???
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