walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
he kind of looks like leonardo dicaprio...in whats eating gilbert grape
wtf, did you fuck a retard?!
you made pancakes with beer, you said they were good. then you threw up 15 minutes later
a garbage man just dropped off my phone and wallet. he found them in the trash this morning.
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
I saw a stripper quit while on stage to months ago nothing you tell me will amaze me
Do you think the neighbors will know I was the one giving out the penis shaped lollipops to the children?
Did I actually say goodbye last night or did I just poison you with vodka and disappear?
eta to your mouth 5 minutes
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
I had to talk to the cops at my front door in a bathrobe, with the buttplug still in.
He awkwardly handed me plan b on Pickens Street... it was like a sketchy drug deal.
Pride is not for the college student young Padawan. Tequila is for the college student.
And then I was like pick your blow job song and he choose the sonic the hedgehog theme song. If he's not the one no one is.
I miss all the tiny banana hammocks... When can I go back to ogling? I can do it from a lot farther than six feet without any complaints.
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